DRESS FOR THE SAFETY MEETING YOU’RE ABOUT TO GET CALLED INTO
Unhinged cartoon streetwear for the over-caffeinated & under-dispatched. Built for the 5 AM pre-trips, blown logbooks, and the endless nightmare of I-80. We’re definitely not approved by your safety department, but our quality is bulletproof.
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Forget five-star dining. When you’ve been burning clock for 11 hours and the only thing open is the fuel island, you indulge in the finest culinary experience the supply chain has to offer. Enter the Truck Stop Charcuterie Tee.
This design honors the legendary 3 AM meal of champions. Lift the silver cloche to reveal the ultimate delicacies: two heavily wrinkled, grease-sweating roller dogs that have been rotating since Tuesday, paired perfectly with an ice-cold tallboy energy drink and a garnish of scattered mustard packets. For the refined palate of the American logistics professional.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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This design honors the legendary 3 AM meal of champions. Lift the silver cloche to reveal the ultimate delicacies: two heavily wrinkled, grease-sweating roller dogs that have been rotating since Tuesday, paired perfectly with an ice-cold tallboy energy drink and a garnish of scattered mustard packets. For the refined palate of the American logistics professional.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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The DOT handbook says a proper morning pre-trip involves a meticulous check of your air lines, brake shoes, and tread depth. Every actual driver knows the real pre-trip involves leaning against the steer tire, staring blankly into the middle distance, and waiting for the truck stop coffee and morning cigarette to finally jumpstart your brain. You aren’t inspecting the fiberglass; you’re inspecting your own will to live before putting it in gear.
The "Real Pre-Trip" Tee captures the true breakfast of champions. It’s dedicated to the folks who keep the freight moving on nothing but diesel, caffeine, and pure stubbornness.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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The "Real Pre-Trip" Tee captures the true breakfast of champions. It’s dedicated to the folks who keep the freight moving on nothing but diesel, caffeine, and pure stubbornness.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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$24.89
Every flatbedder knows the ultimate test of strength isn't chaining down steel coils—it’s trying to secure a tarp on Interstate 80 in Wyoming. The Advanced Aerodynamics Tee is dedicated to the absolute nightmare of wrestling a 100-pound vinyl parachute in 65 MPH crosswinds.
Featuring our signature frantic LogisticsBro driver literally taking flight while trying to bungee down a wooden crate, this shirt captures the exact moment you realize you aren't a truck driver anymore; you're a kite. Next time the dispatcher asks why securement took three hours, just point to the shirt.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Read more →
Featuring our signature frantic LogisticsBro driver literally taking flight while trying to bungee down a wooden crate, this shirt captures the exact moment you realize you aren't a truck driver anymore; you're a kite. Next time the dispatcher asks why securement took three hours, just point to the shirt.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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$24.89
We’ve all been there. You’re out of hours, your dispatcher left you high and dry in Salt Lake City, and your own bed is just a casual three states away. It’s off-duty driving, right? Just a quick, unladen commute to the house. The DOT and your safety department might call it a "massive HOS violation," but we prefer to call it a creative interpretation of the FMCSA guidelines.
The "Personal Conveyance" Tee captures the sheer panic of realizing your ELD is about to turn bright red. It’s dedicated to every driver who has ever tried to justify a 600-mile cross-country detour as "just heading to a safe haven to grab a bite to eat."
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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The "Personal Conveyance" Tee captures the sheer panic of realizing your ELD is about to turn bright red. It’s dedicated to every driver who has ever tried to justify a 600-mile cross-country detour as "just heading to a safe haven to grab a bite to eat."
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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$24.89
The most stressful casino in America doesn’t have poker tables—it has weigh-in-motion sensors. The Scale House Roulette Tee captures the heart-stopping panic of rolling up to the coop and waiting for the transponder to flash.
Will you get the green light to bypass, or are you pulling around back for a 2-hour Level 1 DOT inspection? Featuring our sweating driver pulling a dashboard slot-machine lever as the reels spin between "BYPASS", "PULL IN", and the dreaded "LEVEL 1", this shirt is the ultimate representation of logbook anxiety. Just remember: The House Always Wins.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Read more →
Will you get the green light to bypass, or are you pulling around back for a 2-hour Level 1 DOT inspection? Featuring our sweating driver pulling a dashboard slot-machine lever as the reels spin between "BYPASS", "PULL IN", and the dreaded "LEVEL 1", this shirt is the ultimate representation of logbook anxiety. Just remember: The House Always Wins.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
The "Fluid Check" Tee is dedicated to the oldest trick in the logbook. Featuring our signature sweating, wide-eyed driver casually whistling with a clipboard in hand while taking care of business on the drive tires. Let's be honest, the clipboard is just a prop. If the DOT inspector asks, you weren't avoiding the rest area; you were just doing a highly focused, auditory air-leak check on the inner valve stems.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.