The "Advanced Aerodynamics" Flatbed Hoodie

$44.89

Every flatbedder knows the ultimate test of strength isn't chaining down steel coils—it’s trying to secure a tarp on Interstate 80 in Wyoming. The Advanced Aerodynamics Hoodie is dedicated to the absolute nightmare of wrestling a 100-pound vinyl parachute in 65 MPH crosswinds.

Featuring our signature frantic LogisticsBro driver literally taking flight while trying to bungee down a wooden crate, this hoodie captures the exact moment you realize you aren't a truck driver anymore; you're a kite. Next time the dispatcher asks why securement took three hours, just point to the hoodie.

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Every flatbedder knows the ultimate test of strength isn't chaining down steel coils—it’s trying to secure a tarp on Interstate 80 in Wyoming. The Advanced Aerodynamics Hoodie is dedicated to the absolute nightmare of wrestling a 100-pound vinyl parachute in 65 MPH crosswinds.

Featuring our signature frantic LogisticsBro driver literally taking flight while trying to bungee down a wooden crate, this hoodie captures the exact moment you realize you aren't a truck driver anymore; you're a kite. Next time the dispatcher asks why securement took three hours, just point to the hoodie.

  • Headwear (One Size Fits Most)
    • Retro Trucker Hats (Yupoong 6606): Adjustable plastic snapback closure (21⅝" – 23⅝" / 54.9 – 60 cm). Structured 6-panel mid-profile crown with pre-curved visor.
    • Classic Dad Hats (Yupoong 6245CM): Adjustable antique brass buckle strap (20½" – 21⅝" / 52 – 55 cm). Unstructured low-profile 6-panel crown.
    • Cold-Storage Cuffed Beanies (Yupoong 1501KC): Unisex stretch rib-knit fit (12" / 30 cm cuffed length) built to stay snug in sub-zero dock winds.

    Apparel Size Chart (Unisex S – 5XL, Chest Width × Length)
    • S: 18" × 28"  |  M: 20" × 29"  |  L: 22" × 30"  |  XL: 24" × 31"
    • 2XL: 26" × 32"  |  3XL: 28" × 33"  |  4XL: 30" × 34"  |  5XL: 32" × 35"

  • Embroidered Headwear
    • Trucker Hats: 60% cotton / 40% polyester front panels with 100% breathable polyester mesh back.
    • Classic Dad Caps: 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill / 65% polyester).
    • Cuffed Beanies: 100% heavy-duty hypoallergenic turbo acrylic rib-knit.
    • Headwear Care: Spot clean caps with warm water and mild detergent; air dry flat. Hand wash beanies cold; lay flat to dry.

    Heavyweight Tees, Long Sleeves & Hoodies
    • Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% heavyweight ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly; Dark Heather: 65/35 poly/cotton), taped neck and shoulders.
    • Hoodies: 50% cotton / 50% polyester NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) with double-lined hood and front pouch pocket.
    • Apparel Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over graphic.