The "Allergic To Scale Houses" Cold-Storage Beanie

$24.89

Doctors still haven't found a cure for it: the moment that highway sign flashes "ALL TRUCKS NEXT RIGHT — OPEN," your palms sweat, your air seat suddenly feels crooked, and you start praying the tandem pins you slid three times at the shipper are actually under 34,000 pounds. It's not nerves—it's a severe medical allergy to scale houses.

Keep your head warm while you take the scenic county bypass in The "Allergic To Scale Houses" Cold-Storage Beanie. Knit from ultra-soft, stretch-fit acrylic with bold Safety Orange and White cuff embroidery, it's built for freezing pre-trips, CAT scale re-weighs, and celebrating every green PrePass light like you just won the lottery.

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Doctors still haven't found a cure for it: the moment that highway sign flashes "ALL TRUCKS NEXT RIGHT — OPEN," your palms sweat, your air seat suddenly feels crooked, and you start praying the tandem pins you slid three times at the shipper are actually under 34,000 pounds. It's not nerves—it's a severe medical allergy to scale houses.

Keep your head warm while you take the scenic county bypass in The "Allergic To Scale Houses" Cold-Storage Beanie. Knit from ultra-soft, stretch-fit acrylic with bold Safety Orange and White cuff embroidery, it's built for freezing pre-trips, CAT scale re-weighs, and celebrating every green PrePass light like you just won the lottery.

  • Headwear (One Size Fits Most)
    • Retro Trucker Hats (Yupoong 6606): Adjustable plastic snapback closure (21⅝" – 23⅝" / 54.9 – 60 cm). Structured 6-panel mid-profile crown with pre-curved visor.
    • Classic Dad Hats (Yupoong 6245CM): Adjustable antique brass buckle strap (20½" – 21⅝" / 52 – 55 cm). Unstructured low-profile 6-panel crown.
    • Cold-Storage Cuffed Beanies (Yupoong 1501KC): Unisex stretch rib-knit fit (12" / 30 cm cuffed length) built to stay snug in sub-zero dock winds.

    Apparel Size Chart (Unisex S – 5XL, Chest Width × Length)
    • S: 18" × 28"  |  M: 20" × 29"  |  L: 22" × 30"  |  XL: 24" × 31"
    • 2XL: 26" × 32"  |  3XL: 28" × 33"  |  4XL: 30" × 34"  |  5XL: 32" × 35"

  • Embroidered Headwear
    • Trucker Hats: 60% cotton / 40% polyester front panels with 100% breathable polyester mesh back.
    • Classic Dad Caps: 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill / 65% polyester).
    • Cuffed Beanies: 100% heavy-duty hypoallergenic turbo acrylic rib-knit.
    • Headwear Care: Spot clean caps with warm water and mild detergent; air dry flat. Hand wash beanies cold; lay flat to dry.

    Heavyweight Tees, Long Sleeves & Hoodies
    • Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% heavyweight ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly; Dark Heather: 65/35 poly/cotton), taped neck and shoulders.
    • Hoodies: 50% cotton / 50% polyester NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) with double-lined hood and front pouch pocket.
    • Apparel Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over graphic.