The "Dispatcher Definition" Dictionary Hoodie

$44.89

We’ve always known what they were actually doing to our weekend plans. Now, you have the dictionary proof.

This minimalist, text-only hoodie lays out the literal definition of the word "dispatch"—to send a truck to a destination, or to execute and kill. Whether they are killing your home time, executing your 34-hour reset, or just sending you into a Wyoming blizzard on a Friday, this hoodie says it all without you having to say a single word. Printed in a clean, classic dictionary format, it’s the ultimate "if you know, you know" quiet rebellion to wear to your next terminal visit or safety meeting.

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We’ve always known what they were actually doing to our weekend plans. Now, you have the dictionary proof.

This minimalist, text-only hoodie lays out the literal definition of the word "dispatch"—to send a truck to a destination, or to execute and kill. Whether they are killing your home time, executing your 34-hour reset, or just sending you into a Wyoming blizzard on a Friday, this hoodie says it all without you having to say a single word. Printed in a clean, classic dictionary format, it’s the ultimate "if you know, you know" quiet rebellion to wear to your next terminal visit or safety meeting.

  • Classic unisex fit (S–5XL). Measure chest width 1" below armhole; body length from highest point of shoulder.

    S: Width 18" | Length 28"
    M: Width 20" | Length 29"
    L: Width 22" | Length 30"
    XL: Width 24" | Length 31"
    2XL: Width 26" | Length 32"
    3XL: Width 28" | Length 33"
    4XL: Width 30" | Length 34"
    5XL: Width 32" | Length 35"

  • Heavyweight Feel: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) ultra-cotton fabric weight
    Material: 100% US cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
    Construction: Classic fit with ribbed cuffs, taped neck and shoulders, and twin-needle collar & hem
    Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the graphic print.