The "Grim Dispatcher" Tee

$24.89
Ever wonder who is actually routing you straight into a Northeast blizzard on a Friday afternoon with a lightweight load? Or who hits you with a "just make it happen" when your clock is already flashing red? We finally got a look inside the corporate office, and honestly, it all makes perfect sense now.

The "Grim Dispatcher" Tee is dedicated to the voice on the other end of the headset who controls your fate, your miles, and your sanity. If it feels like they are actively plotting your demise, well... now you know why.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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Ever wonder who is actually routing you straight into a Northeast blizzard on a Friday afternoon with a lightweight load? Or who hits you with a "just make it happen" when your clock is already flashing red? We finally got a look inside the corporate office, and honestly, it all makes perfect sense now.

The "Grim Dispatcher" Tee is dedicated to the voice on the other end of the headset who controls your fate, your miles, and your sanity. If it feels like they are actively plotting your demise, well... now you know why.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.