The "Real Pre-Trip" Hoodie

$44.89

The DOT handbook says a proper morning pre-trip involves a meticulous check of your air lines, brake shoes, and tread depth. Every actual driver knows the real pre-trip involves leaning against the steer tire, staring blankly into the middle distance, and waiting for the truck stop coffee and morning cigarette to finally jumpstart your brain. You aren’t inspecting the fiberglass; you’re inspecting your own will to live before putting it in gear.

The "Real Pre-Trip" Hoodie captures the true breakfast of champions. It’s dedicated to the folks who keep the freight moving on nothing but diesel, caffeine, and pure stubbornness.

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The DOT handbook says a proper morning pre-trip involves a meticulous check of your air lines, brake shoes, and tread depth. Every actual driver knows the real pre-trip involves leaning against the steer tire, staring blankly into the middle distance, and waiting for the truck stop coffee and morning cigarette to finally jumpstart your brain. You aren’t inspecting the fiberglass; you’re inspecting your own will to live before putting it in gear.

The "Real Pre-Trip" Hoodie captures the true breakfast of champions. It’s dedicated to the folks who keep the freight moving on nothing but diesel, caffeine, and pure stubbornness.

  • Classic unisex fit (S–5XL). Measure chest width 1" below armhole; body length from highest point of shoulder.

    S: Width 18" | Length 28"
    M: Width 20" | Length 29"
    L: Width 22" | Length 30"
    XL: Width 24" | Length 31"
    2XL: Width 26" | Length 32"
    3XL: Width 28" | Length 33"
    4XL: Width 30" | Length 34"
    5XL: Width 32" | Length 35"

  • Heavyweight Feel: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) ultra-cotton fabric weight
    Material: 100% US cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
    Construction: Classic fit with ribbed cuffs, taped neck and shoulders, and twin-needle collar & hem
    Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the graphic print.