The "Recalculating" GPS Betrayal Hoodie

$44.89

"It’s an approved truck route," they said. "The routing software is fully optimized," they said. The Recalculating Hoodie is a tribute to the ultimate betrayal: trusting the tablet over your own eyes.

We’ve all been there—following the glowing blue line until the pavement ends, the dirt turns to mud, and suddenly you are harvesting corn with a 500-horsepower long-nose tractor. Featuring our panicked driver sunk axle-deep in a muddy farm field while the GPS cheerfully tells him to "GO STRAIGHT" through the stalks, this hoodie is for anyone who has ever wanted to throw their tablet out the window.

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"It’s an approved truck route," they said. "The routing software is fully optimized," they said. The Recalculating Hoodie is a tribute to the ultimate betrayal: trusting the tablet over your own eyes.

We’ve all been there—following the glowing blue line until the pavement ends, the dirt turns to mud, and suddenly you are harvesting corn with a 500-horsepower long-nose tractor. Featuring our panicked driver sunk axle-deep in a muddy farm field while the GPS cheerfully tells him to "GO STRAIGHT" through the stalks, this hoodie is for anyone who has ever wanted to throw their tablet out the window.

  • Headwear (One Size Fits Most)
    • Retro Trucker Hats (Yupoong 6606): Adjustable plastic snapback closure (21⅝" – 23⅝" / 54.9 – 60 cm). Structured 6-panel mid-profile crown with pre-curved visor.
    • Classic Dad Hats (Yupoong 6245CM): Adjustable antique brass buckle strap (20½" – 21⅝" / 52 – 55 cm). Unstructured low-profile 6-panel crown.
    • Cold-Storage Cuffed Beanies (Yupoong 1501KC): Unisex stretch rib-knit fit (12" / 30 cm cuffed length) built to stay snug in sub-zero dock winds.

    Apparel Size Chart (Unisex S – 5XL, Chest Width × Length)
    • S: 18" × 28"  |  M: 20" × 29"  |  L: 22" × 30"  |  XL: 24" × 31"
    • 2XL: 26" × 32"  |  3XL: 28" × 33"  |  4XL: 30" × 34"  |  5XL: 32" × 35"

  • Embroidered Headwear
    • Trucker Hats: 60% cotton / 40% polyester front panels with 100% breathable polyester mesh back.
    • Classic Dad Caps: 100% chino cotton twill (Green Camo: 35% chino cotton twill / 65% polyester).
    • Cuffed Beanies: 100% heavy-duty hypoallergenic turbo acrylic rib-knit.
    • Headwear Care: Spot clean caps with warm water and mild detergent; air dry flat. Hand wash beanies cold; lay flat to dry.

    Heavyweight Tees, Long Sleeves & Hoodies
    • Tees & Long Sleeves: 100% heavyweight ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90/10 cotton/poly; Dark Heather: 65/35 poly/cotton), taped neck and shoulders.
    • Hoodies: 50% cotton / 50% polyester NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) with double-lined hood and front pouch pocket.
    • Apparel Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over graphic.