The "Recalculating" GPS Betrayal Tee

$24.89
"It’s an approved truck route," they said. "The routing software is fully optimized," they said. The Recalculating Tee is a tribute to the ultimate betrayal: trusting the tablet over your own eyes.

We’ve all been there—following the glowing blue line until the pavement ends, the dirt turns to mud, and suddenly you are harvesting corn with a 500-horsepower long-nose tractor. Featuring our panicked driver sunk axle-deep in a muddy farm field while the GPS cheerfully tells him to "GO STRAIGHT" through the stalks, this shirt is for anyone who has ever wanted to throw their tablet out the window.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
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"It’s an approved truck route," they said. "The routing software is fully optimized," they said. The Recalculating Tee is a tribute to the ultimate betrayal: trusting the tablet over your own eyes.

We’ve all been there—following the glowing blue line until the pavement ends, the dirt turns to mud, and suddenly you are harvesting corn with a 500-horsepower long-nose tractor. Featuring our panicked driver sunk axle-deep in a muddy farm field while the GPS cheerfully tells him to "GO STRAIGHT" through the stalks, this shirt is for anyone who has ever wanted to throw their tablet out the window.

• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

Disclaimers: 
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.