The "Scale House Roulette" Long Sleeve Tee

$31.89

The most stressful casino in America doesn’t have poker tables—it has weigh-in-motion sensors. The Scale House Roulette Long Sleeve Tee captures the heart-stopping panic of rolling up to the coop and waiting for the transponder to flash.

Will you get the green light to bypass, or are you pulling around back for a 2-hour Level 1 DOT inspection? Featuring our sweating driver pulling a dashboard slot-machine lever as the reels spin between "BYPASS", "PULL IN", and the dreaded "LEVEL 1", this long sleeve tee is the ultimate representation of logbook anxiety. Just remember: The House Always Wins.

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The most stressful casino in America doesn’t have poker tables—it has weigh-in-motion sensors. The Scale House Roulette Long Sleeve Tee captures the heart-stopping panic of rolling up to the coop and waiting for the transponder to flash.

Will you get the green light to bypass, or are you pulling around back for a 2-hour Level 1 DOT inspection? Featuring our sweating driver pulling a dashboard slot-machine lever as the reels spin between "BYPASS", "PULL IN", and the dreaded "LEVEL 1", this long sleeve tee is the ultimate representation of logbook anxiety. Just remember: The House Always Wins.