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The "Scale House Roulette" Tee
$24.89
The most stressful casino in America doesn’t have poker tables—it has weigh-in-motion sensors. The Scale House Roulette Tee captures the heart-stopping panic of rolling up to the coop and waiting for the transponder to flash.
Will you get the green light to bypass, or are you pulling around back for a 2-hour Level 1 DOT inspection? Featuring our sweating driver pulling a dashboard slot-machine lever as the reels spin between "BYPASS", "PULL IN", and the dreaded "LEVEL 1", this shirt is the ultimate representation of logbook anxiety. Just remember: The House Always Wins.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Will you get the green light to bypass, or are you pulling around back for a 2-hour Level 1 DOT inspection? Featuring our sweating driver pulling a dashboard slot-machine lever as the reels spin between "BYPASS", "PULL IN", and the dreaded "LEVEL 1", this shirt is the ultimate representation of logbook anxiety. Just remember: The House Always Wins.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
The most stressful casino in America doesn’t have poker tables—it has weigh-in-motion sensors. The Scale House Roulette Tee captures the heart-stopping panic of rolling up to the coop and waiting for the transponder to flash.
Will you get the green light to bypass, or are you pulling around back for a 2-hour Level 1 DOT inspection? Featuring our sweating driver pulling a dashboard slot-machine lever as the reels spin between "BYPASS", "PULL IN", and the dreaded "LEVEL 1", this shirt is the ultimate representation of logbook anxiety. Just remember: The House Always Wins.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Will you get the green light to bypass, or are you pulling around back for a 2-hour Level 1 DOT inspection? Featuring our sweating driver pulling a dashboard slot-machine lever as the reels spin between "BYPASS", "PULL IN", and the dreaded "LEVEL 1", this shirt is the ultimate representation of logbook anxiety. Just remember: The House Always Wins.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.