The "Totally a Truck Route" Hoodie

$44.89

You check the atlas. You check the tablet. The tablet swears up and down that you are good to go. And then you turn the corner and come face-to-face with a wooden bridge from 1842. The Totally A Truck Route Hoodie is for every driver who has been forced to make a life-or-death spatial calculation on a backroad.

Featuring our wide-eyed driver staring down a rickety covered bridge with a 3-ton weight limit and an 11'6" clearance, while his GPS happily flashes "TRUCK ROUTE APPROVED," this hoodie is pure, unadulterated dispatch-induced terror. Perfect for anyone who has ever had to back a 53-foot trailer three miles down a one-lane dirt road.

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You check the atlas. You check the tablet. The tablet swears up and down that you are good to go. And then you turn the corner and come face-to-face with a wooden bridge from 1842. The Totally A Truck Route Hoodie is for every driver who has been forced to make a life-or-death spatial calculation on a backroad.

Featuring our wide-eyed driver staring down a rickety covered bridge with a 3-ton weight limit and an 11'6" clearance, while his GPS happily flashes "TRUCK ROUTE APPROVED," this hoodie is pure, unadulterated dispatch-induced terror. Perfect for anyone who has ever had to back a 53-foot trailer three miles down a one-lane dirt road.

  • Classic unisex fit (S–5XL). Measure chest width 1" below armhole; body length from highest point of shoulder.

    S: Width 18" | Length 28"
    M: Width 20" | Length 29"
    L: Width 22" | Length 30"
    XL: Width 24" | Length 31"
    2XL: Width 26" | Length 32"
    3XL: Width 28" | Length 33"
    4XL: Width 30" | Length 34"
    5XL: Width 32" | Length 35"

  • Heavyweight Feel: 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) ultra-cotton fabric weight
    Material: 100% US cotton (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
    Construction: Classic fit with ribbed cuffs, taped neck and shoulders, and twin-needle collar & hem
    Care: Machine wash cold, inside-out with similar colors. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the graphic print.