Image 1 of 24
Image 2 of 24
Image 3 of 24
Image 4 of 24
Image 5 of 24
Image 6 of 24
Image 7 of 24
Image 8 of 24
Image 11 of 24
Image 12 of 24
Image 13 of 24
Image 14 of 24
Image 15 of 24
Image 16 of 24
Image 17 of 24
Image 18 of 24
Image 19 of 24
Image 20 of 24
Image 21 of 24
Image 22 of 24
Image 23 of 24
Image 24 of 24
The "Totally a Truck Route" Tee
$24.89
You check the atlas. You check the tablet. The tablet swears up and down that you are good to go. And then you turn the corner and come face-to-face with a wooden bridge from 1842. The Totally A Truck Route Tee is for every driver who has been forced to make a life-or-death spatial calculation on a backroad.
Featuring our wide-eyed driver staring down a rickety covered bridge with a 3-ton weight limit and an 11'6" clearance, while his GPS happily flashes "TRUCK ROUTE APPROVED," this shirt is pure, unadulterated dispatch-induced terror. Perfect for anyone who has ever had to back a 53-foot trailer three miles down a one-lane dirt road.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Featuring our wide-eyed driver staring down a rickety covered bridge with a 3-ton weight limit and an 11'6" clearance, while his GPS happily flashes "TRUCK ROUTE APPROVED," this shirt is pure, unadulterated dispatch-induced terror. Perfect for anyone who has ever had to back a 53-foot trailer three miles down a one-lane dirt road.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
You check the atlas. You check the tablet. The tablet swears up and down that you are good to go. And then you turn the corner and come face-to-face with a wooden bridge from 1842. The Totally A Truck Route Tee is for every driver who has been forced to make a life-or-death spatial calculation on a backroad.
Featuring our wide-eyed driver staring down a rickety covered bridge with a 3-ton weight limit and an 11'6" clearance, while his GPS happily flashes "TRUCK ROUTE APPROVED," this shirt is pure, unadulterated dispatch-induced terror. Perfect for anyone who has ever had to back a 53-foot trailer three miles down a one-lane dirt road.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
Featuring our wide-eyed driver staring down a rickety covered bridge with a 3-ton weight limit and an 11'6" clearance, while his GPS happily flashes "TRUCK ROUTE APPROVED," this shirt is pure, unadulterated dispatch-induced terror. Perfect for anyone who has ever had to back a 53-foot trailer three miles down a one-lane dirt road.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.